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ONE – Spell your name without vowels: Jstn
TWO - Are you single? yep so ladies come on down
THREE - Whats your favorite number? 26 my lucky number
FOUR - What color do you wear most? whatever
FIVE - Least favorite color?: spring green
SIX - Favorite candy?: kit kat bars
SEVEN - What do you smoke?: I don't smoke
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: yeah
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: does a live action Coop from Megas XLR count
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: Art and Writing
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: No
TWELVE - How do you make money?: Asking my mom but I wish to get a job
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: We call him Pyro Twitch
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: Nashville State Community Collage
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: no but I'm getting more outgoing
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: strange
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: dont have a favorite pair of shoes
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: no
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now? in a protest to get the government to pass healthcare reform
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: writing Lycan
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now? nope, I think some women are attractive but not crush worthy

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HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: Pie
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: This
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Nope
Honestly, do you watch disney channel?: I used to but after it became Teeny Bopper network I wanna avoid it
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: mom
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: No
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: people just bitching about a problem but no coming up with a solution
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: no
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: yeah
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: nope
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: yes....

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THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: Yes
Can you dance?: Yes.
Can you do a cart wheel?: I used to
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: No why would I do it, I hate Cherries
Can you whistle?: yes
Can you wiggle your ears?: nope
Can you wiggle your nose?: Yes
Can you roll your tongue?: Yes
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: nope

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ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad?: isolate myself for everyone's own safty
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: threw a desk at a wall
Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: yes.....

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CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: yes...
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: no
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: no
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: yep
Ever cried over the same sex?: yeah but not in a gay way
Do you cry when you get an injury?: depends how bad it hurts
Do certain songs make you cry?: the song from Gran Torino
Do certain movies make you cry?: Where do I begin, Gran Torino, Old Yeller, Lion King, Godzilla 1984, the begining to UP, King Kong

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HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: yes
What makes you the happiest?: Watching a Godzilla movie while eating fried chicken
Does being with your friends make you happy?: Yes
Do you believe in yourself?: Always
Do you wish you were happier?: nope
Is being happy overrated?: yeah, I prefer being weird
Can music make you happy?: Yes!

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LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: lots
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: yes!!
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’?: yes

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HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: Racist, overly religious extreamist, people who play hoaxes, people who think the 2012 bull shit is real
Have you ever been on a hit list? yeah lots
Are you a mean bully?: No
Do you hate George Bush?: HELL YES THAT BASTARD I'LL KILL HIM, *holds gun to head* ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE!!!!!! ANTI-LIFE JUSTIFIES MY HATE!!!!

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SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: no...
Do you think you're good looking?: I'm a fat Bruce Cambell with a goatee

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LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: black
Current piercings?: none
Have any tattoos?: No
Straight hair or curly?: curly

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CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: a green shirt
Necklace(s)?: nope
Bracelet(s)?: nope
Shoes?: no shoes
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HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: yes
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: nope
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried?: who hasn't!?!?
Got in a fight with someone?: yes

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THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: my mom and neighbor
Person you talked to online?: some douche bag

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RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: that's classified information
Do you get along with your parents?: yes
Do you have mental breakdowns?: once

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CURRENT:
Current mood: Hungry
Current music: Dare to be Stupid by Weird Al
Current hairstyle: curly
Current crush: don't have one
Current thing I ought to be doing: Helping Bruce Cambell fight zombies to save middle earth
Current windows open: ....
Current desktop picture: Cobra symbol
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THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: yeah, got suspended for 2 weeks to
Did you ever run away from home?: No
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: no
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: when I was a kid

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THE DOS:
Do you know how to swim?: Yes, but not well
Do you like roller coasters?: Never been on one, but I want to
Do you own a bike?: no
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: I'm strange but not that strange

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THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: my mom's side
Does your car get good gas mileage?: sort of
Does your family have family picnics?: nope

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THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: no
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yes
Have you ever painted your nails?: once for halloween

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THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: 6'2 I am a giant
How much money do you have on you right now?: $8.00

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THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: My friend Brian
Last thing someone said to you?: You are a strange individual
Last thing you said out loud?: I AM CORNHOLIO, I NEED TP FOR MY BUNG HOLE!!!!!